Since he purchased the Baltimore Orioles in 1993, Peter Angelos has become the city's most-loathed octogenarian. Through nearly 20 seasons of consistent losing records, low game attendance, and managerial missteps, he refuses to release his tyrannical stranglehold and sell the team to someone who, oh I don't know, could run it well.

Basically, Peter Angelos is Baltimore's Mr. Burns.

Luckily, Un-Peter Angelos is on Twitter to give us glimpses into what might be going on inside the owner's head.

Today, much to my delight, Evan from The City That Breeds has an "Opening Day Exclusive" interview with Un-Peter Angelos. We learn so much.

If you could be any animal, what would it be and what other animal would you eat?

A unicorn that eats other unicorns. And I'd have wings too, as to sweep in and capture unsuspecting wingless unicorns from the skies. I think I'd also eat unicorn-flavored Doritos.

Go read the full interview.